I’m over the moon to open for the fabulous and hilarious Iliza Shlesinger 2 times this weekend. First! Join us at Sacramento’s Colusa Casino where the stakes are as high as we’ll be after the show. Doors at 7pm, Show starts at 8pm. Second! Back in my comedy hometown San
Podcasting is hard #bagofcunts #bocs #sf
Had a hella fun week working at the Punch. A lot of time in the green room lets ya know how lucky we are to have the incredible staff and bookers we do in #SF (aka comics are chismosa af). Thank you Johnny, Mel, Chip, Kyle, Lauren, Mary, Molly, and everyone who makes our club so dope.
S/o to @marcellacomedy @justinmartindale & @jessimaepeluso who are all on 🔥 rn.
Hosting tonight’s local showcase at 8. The fresh meat’s getting good, come thru.
Now enjoy this photo of Chip embarrassing himself on my behalf #thumbsup #comedy #sf #jokelife (at Punchline Comedy Club)
Big thanks to @marcellacomedy for taking this shot and blowing the roof of the @punchlinesf last night. Aye #SF, 2 more shows tonight with the fabulous @justinmartindale and @jessimaepeluso. 7:30 & 9:30. Tix avail at www.punchlinecomedyclub.com (at Punchline Comedy Club)
Just in time for Valentine’s Day, mah girl @adriennelobl has a “Paint Yo Dick” watercolor postcard special for you to send a special, sentimental dickpic gift to your beloved. Also available “Paint Yo Vag” (direct quote from artist “I like Vag”). This is a terrific opportunity to have your junk immortalized like we’ve all dreamed. $25 per dong/$20 for vag cause we all about that Galentine’s love.
This is a good time to mention Adrienne and I are starting a web comic soon. Stay tuned.
Contact firstname.lastname@example.org for more info
#dickpic #valentines #love #immortalize #beautiful #horrifying #genitalia #vagina #art #watercolor #artist #bffgoals #hiChris